Fucking Up.

Is there a fuck up they can't make seem like it was their intention all along?"

"Months ago officials set August 15th as the due date for the country's new constitution and, as of August 11th, President Bush remained optimistic.

[clip of Bush: 'I'm operating under the assumption that it will be agreed upon by August 15th.']

Well guess what? The assumption that the president was operating on was wrong -- bringing the number of false assumptions we were operating under to -- let's see:

1. Iraq has WMDs.
2. We'll be greeted as liberators.
3. No insurgency.
4. All q's followed by u's.
5. Oil revenue will pay for war.
...
19,021. Iraqi army training on schedule.
19,022. Hummus left out won't spoil.
19,023. Not everything explodes.
19,024. Constitution by August 15th. ...

Is there a fuck up they can't make seem like it was their intention all along?"

--Jon Stewart

Just too many fuck ups, regardless of the validity of the plan. I agree with the President on one thing, which is, that we need to beat these terrorist fuckers. I just don't agree with how he is going about it, in fact I am extremely concerned that his methods are counter productive. New blood on this problem, please.

One more quote, just because I like it:

"North Korea is making several demands in exchange for giving up their nuclear program, including a promise from America not to attack them. Which is a little strange because for us to attack them we would have to have slam dunk proof that they have weapons of mass destruction. I mean, for Gods sakes people, we're not maniacs. It would have to be an air-tight case. We wouldn't just come in there and start bombing you."

--Jon Stewart